Thoughts from My Hair

“Dear Lord woman, leave me alone!  And chill out with the hairspray.  That stuff is super-sticky and I need to move.  Every now and then give me a break, let me breathe, let me live.  Did you ever consider  just letting me grow a bit?  Every morning it’s the same old thing – mousse, hairspray, brush, pick, hairdryer, hotbrush, curling iron, flat iron, and more hairspray – LOTS of hairspray.  The view from up here is fine, but I want to travel – see the world – get a new perspective.  How about some cool headbands, or maybe even a barrette?  Change isn’t a bad thing.”